118 118 – Who You Gonna Call?

18 February 2009 by Silky

Here’s a quick bad ad submission from Anthony.

Everytime I see this overly-long advert, it makes me cringe.

The worst bit of it is where everybody is gathered around at the end rythmicly shouting “One one eight!”.

Just awful.

As every TV’s Worst Adverts fan worth their salt knows, Ghostbusters is one of my favourite films and I die a little bit inside each time I hear Ray Parker Jr straining out every line to the directory enquires based version of the Ghostbusters theme tune whilst simultaneously taking it up the poop chute off the 118 boys for a few dirty dollar.

It’s enough to make poor ghost-busting meta-psychologists cross their streams. It really is.

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29Responses:

  • Said on the 18 February 2009

    Truly awful, but… he ain’t ‘fraid of no goats… Class!

  • Said on the 20 February 2009

    i know where ive seen them before, in a harry enfield sketch as the two scousers aaa de doo dat don deh do ,

  • Said on the 22 February 2009

    pair of 70 s porn star tashed up rejects i would love to use them for target practice when they are running along
    anoying toss advert

  • Said on the 1 March 2009

    the whole piont on having gold old
    ray parker jr singing the 118 118 version
    of his hit ghostbusters song in these ads it’s away of
    promoting the long awaited ghostbusters video game
    by atari to be released in june this summer fall and thats
    all it is nothing but a cheap way of promoting a movie
    merchandise like this one ok.

    frankie smales

    (gb fan)

  • Said on the 1 March 2009

    Bangin Tunes mate.

  • Said on the 2 March 2009

    Wow, that surprised me.

    In France, the information service’s phone number is 118 218. And in French ads, the 118 218 guys look kinda like those 2. I mean, really. Same mustaches, same clothes. Any one know what’s the real link between those 2 ? :D

    Here is a link to the french information service : http://www.118218.fr/ (photo of the guys on the front page)…

    I’m completely puzzled, wonder if I am missing something obvious ~

  • Said on the 2 March 2009

    # it’s away of promoting the long awaited ghostbusters video game #

    erm… after the HUGE video docs on LIVE I doubt Atari or Microsoft are best pleased at the Ghostbusters theme being used in a tacky TV ad, the take-up rates for this IP have been huge, as the target audience for this game (Age 20 – 35) are demographically speaking the ones with the most free cash to spend on games. If you have spent millions of dollars on a project (and let’s not kid ourselves, game production values are spiralling upwards) would you want some mustashioed, irritating, corporate shills, attached to, or even close to, your expensive luxury product? I wouldn’t, and I like to think I have half a braincell still functioning….

  • Said on the 4 March 2009

    118118 all the adds for 118118 are s**t

  • Said on the 11 March 2009

    These two 70s badly dubbed porn rejects need slapping, and fast. It doesn’t make me want to use 118-118 at all!!!

  • Said on the 11 March 2009

    HA! I phoned 118 118 today. Erm “NOT GOT YOUR NUMBER” After I spelled it out three times because the person on the other end could only type phonetically ( If his name was “Andy” like he said my name is Rajah Napatelatapoola ) Note for Silky – Please can you start a site Naming and Shaming the worst offenders for out of the country call centres, and people can post their funny experiences….

  • Said on the 12 March 2009

    did you know that one of the 118 118
    men is the guy from thoes carling adverts
    yes it is true it is the guy on the right is
    the same guy from the carling adverts
    because i have spotted it out the other
    day you can see him in the carling ads on youtube
    an ocassionaly seen on tv .

    frankie smales

    (retro tv adver fan)

  • Said on the 12 March 2009

    Firstly, I don’t understand that point of this service – if you want to look up a number these days you use your internet phone. So really all that is left is the ‘ask a pointless question’ service…
    Secondly, based on my first point, how do they still have any money to throw at long and pointless TV commercials.

  • Said on the 12 March 2009

    Did anyone else read about their wonderful ‘we’ll text you a racist joke’ service? It was on the news a couple of months ago.

    http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?118_118_sent_Muslim_racist_jokes&in_article_id=419697&in_page_id=34

  • Said on the 28 April 2009

    These two Chucklebrother lookalikes infuriate me.
    They’re on the sponsor for Prison Break, I grit my teeth and imagine myself strangling them.
    ‘We brought you a cake..’
    Whatever.
    Idiots.

  • Said on the 29 April 2009

    I am so sick of seeing these 118 118 ads. What infuriates me more is the cost of actually making the call to use this service. According to the small print, it costs 29p PER MINUTE and a 79p connection charge to use this crap.
    Now after using up 1 minute that’s already cost you £1.08 which is already 8 freaking pence more than those stupid “09″ premium rate numbers. So, why should a DIRECTORY ENQUIRY service cost more than calling a premium rate number?! Also, these “09″ numbers cost £1 PER CALL and not per minute.

    If you want to use a directory enquiry service then just go on the GODDAMN INTERNET as it’s FREE and you don’t have to talk to some guy on the phone who has no idea what you are asking for.

    It is also really annoying seeing these two jerks everytime I watch Simpsons on Channel 4. Geez, why did C4 allow this utter piece of crap to sponsor that?! I have to see these idiots THREE times whenever I watch this show. First before the show is on, then 6 freaking minutes later it’s already an ad break and I see them again and then they appear once more after the show is finished.

    I also wanted to say shame on 118 118 for ripping off the Ghostbusters theme and shame on them for using the legendary Ray Parker Jr as a method of advertsing their service.

  • Said on the 3 June 2009

    It’s got to be the worst-ever ad by a country mile. Two prancing prats, and why an American accent in a UK ad? And as for humour – it’s pathetic. No, I take that back; it doesn’t even reach that level. I can’t really describe it without using words that would have been printed as **&%”$$*** a few years ago.

  • Said on the 18 June 2009

    Ill tell you the bit that agrivates me the most, and i literally cant look at it, it makes me grit my teeth, when the two 118′s get on the bus and as soon as it pulls away the one of them start to bob his head like a chicken withthat ANNOYING smile, i swear ild love to kick him to the ground…

    Just for you ive found it as 0.35+ on the little video above

  • Said on the 23 June 2009

    Thank God for DVR TV! There isn’t one of the 118 118 Ads that doesn’t well and truly deserve the title of Adolescent Crap! I suppose this also applies to the person who actually gave this campaign the go-ahead; as for the brain box who actually came up with this idea; well, it would be a real insult to adolescents to coin the previous term for him /her. I just wonder who came up with the idea to target the pre-school market?

    I understand the advertising concept that “if you can’t be the best, then it’s best to be the worst”, since the consumer will remember the irritating ads just as much as the great ones; however what is really is amazing the lengths I will go to to avoid this Ad, and still catch the beginning of my program.

    I’ll certainly remember this Ad, this “service”, and most importantly, I’ll remember to avoid ever using it.

  • Said on the 24 June 2009

    I quite like a 118 247 ad tho, It’s catchy without being irritating.

  • Said on the 7 July 2009

    Covert, I wish you hadn’t mentioned the 118 247 ad. It’s taken me a week to get that jingle out of my head, and now it’s back there again.

    “If you’re needing a number, they never slumber…”. I don’t slumber any more either, I’m too busy trying to ignore that FUCKING TUNE in my head!!!!

    Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrgghhhhhhh!!!!!

  • Said on the 12 July 2009

    finally, a group of sensible people who agree that 118118 ads are stupid, irritating and make me change channel whenever they come on, almost as basd as seeing Iggy Pop without a shirt …ewww

  • Said on the 29 July 2009

    I don’t think they are merely bad, I think they are the worst ads EVER.

  • Said on the 16 September 2009

    “Need a mate? Call 118 118.”

    FUCK OFF! I would never call this shitty service at those ridiculous costs. 29p per minute and a 79p connection charge. £1.08 for a fucking directory?!

  • Said on the 18 September 2009

    Yeah, those premium rate phone lines, who rings them???

  • Said on the 3 October 2009

    that ghostbuster guy nust be balls deep into his overdraft and out of work to sing such a stupid childish theme tune

  • Said on the 28 October 2009

    on a different note;

    it’s already hard that one has to deal with difficult temperamental caller, let alone ringing from a noisy pub with mates shouting at the background. who wants to prolong agony enduring someone on the phone ???

    it’s not to keep you on the phone, it’s getting you the right number.

    apologies for some stupid operators, but still is a great service. ive been with 118 for a year now. it’s funny someone rang me from my town and asked “ru a pak* mate u wan*er?” (On my mind) I was like erm no, were like neighbours you di*w**

  • Said on the 7 March 2010

    Fucking hell! The shitty 118 118 Ghostbusters rip off ads are back and now they’ve jacked up the prices AGAIN! Now it’s 35p per minute and 85p connection charge. What the fuck? £1.20 for a fucking directory?!
    Still, it’s not as bad as BT’s 118 500 ad. Calls to their number cost 40p per call PLUS 99p PER MINUTE or PART! So, no matter how long you were on the phone, 30 seconds, 5 seconds or heck even 1 fucking second you’ll be charged £1.39! That’s 39 fucking pence more than a PREMIUM “09″ number! Why bother when this shit is FREE ONLINE?! All 118 ads can just FUCK OFF!

  • Said on the 9 May 2010

    Prison Break is definitely one of the best action suspense TV series. I love the story line, i like T-bag too.~,~

  • Said on the 9 May 2010

    Oh, what the hell, 118?! I just saw one of their ads again and I noticed that the cost of the call has GONE UP AGAIN! Now, it’s £1.29 PER CALL and 39p PER MINUTE! What the fuck?! After one minute, that call has already cost you £1.68 which is 68 fucking pence more than the premium rate numbers! Why would anyone ring this company for directory enquiries when we can do it for FREE online? The call would surely cost more than a fucking takeaway!

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